{"id":135473,"date":"2026-08-27T14:34:33","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T12:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultureelpersbureau.nl\/?p=135473"},"modified":"2026-08-27T14:34:40","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T12:34:40","slug":"de-kortste-zomergastenrecensie-ooit-en-waarom-we-in-groningen-het-licht-zagen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cultureelpersbureau.nl\/fr\/2026\/08\/de-kortste-zomergastenrecensie-ooit-en-waarom-we-in-groningen-het-licht-zagen\/","title":{"rendered":"La critique la plus courte jamais \u00e9crite sur \u00ab Zomergasten \u00bb, et pourquoi nous avons vu la lumi\u00e8re \u00e0 Groningue."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En 2026, les vacances ne seront plus synonymes de jolies plages, de restaurants fantastiques et de soir\u00e9es douces au bord de la rivi\u00e8re, mais de survie face \u00e0 un incendie de for\u00eat, \u00e0 un \u00e9boulement, \u00e0 des intemp\u00e9ries, des bouchons \u00e0 43 degr\u00e9s sur un asphalte br\u00fblant et l\u2019humiliation subie aux douanes de cet a\u00e9roport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je pensais \u00e9chapper \u00e0 tout ce d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ment en restant chez moi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pour en savoir plus, consultez la derni\u00e8re newsletter : <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"substack-post-embed\"><p lang=\"nl\">Parfois, l'art vaut mieux que les vacances, par l'Agence de presse culturelle<\/p><p>La critique la plus courte jamais \u00e9crite sur \u00ab Zomergasten \u00bb, et pourquoi nous avons vu la lumi\u00e8re \u00e0 Groningue. Et deux p\u00e9titions. Parce qu\u2019elles sont absolument indispensables. Contre Hitler, pour le dialogue. <\/p><a data-post-link href=\"https:\/\/nieuwsbrief.cultuurpers.nl\/p\/soms-is-kunst-beter-dan-vakantie\">Lire sur Substack<\/a><\/div><script async src=\"https:\/\/substack.com\/embedjs\/embed.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vakantie in 2026 gaat niet meer over mooie strandjes, fantastische eethuizen en zwoele avonden aan de rivier, maar over het overleven van een natuurbrand, instortende berg, noodweer, files met 43 graden op dampend asfalt en de vernedering door de douane op dat vliegveld. Ik dacht aan die ellende te ontkomen door thuis te blijven. Lees [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,9619,8843,8842],"tags":[16586,16585,58,1907],"class_list":["post-135473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nieuws","category-media","category-podiumkunst","category-televisie","tag-grongen","tag-noorderslag","tag-recensie","tag-zomergasten"],"featured_image_url":[],"post_author":"Wijbrand Schaap","assigned_categories":"ACTUEEL, MEDIA, PODIUMKUNST, TELEVISIE","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":52770,"url":"https:\/\/cultureelpersbureau.nl\/fr\/2017\/10\/merry-go-round-huis-als-vlucht-dagelijkse-sleur\/","url_meta":{"origin":135473,"position":0},"title":"Merry Go Round - Une maison pour s'\u00e9vader du quotidien.","author":"Tim De Boer","date":"3 octobre 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Tu connais s\u00fbrement ce sentiment. 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