{"id":135473,"date":"2026-08-27T14:34:33","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T12:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultureelpersbureau.nl\/?p=135473"},"modified":"2026-08-27T14:34:40","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T12:34:40","slug":"de-kortste-zomergastenrecensie-ooit-en-waarom-we-in-groningen-het-licht-zagen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cultureelpersbureau.nl\/fr\/2026\/08\/de-kortste-zomergastenrecensie-ooit-en-waarom-we-in-groningen-het-licht-zagen\/","title":{"rendered":"La critique la plus courte jamais \u00e9crite sur \u00ab Zomergasten \u00bb, et pourquoi nous avons vu la lumi\u00e8re \u00e0 Groningue."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vakantie in 2026 gaat niet meer over mooie strandjes, fantastische eethuizen en zwoele avonden aan de rivier, maar over het overleven van een natuurbrand, instortende berg, noodweer, files met 43 graden op dampend asfalt en de vernedering door de douane op dat vliegveld.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ik dacht aan die ellende te ontkomen door thuis te blijven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lees verder in de verse nieuwsbrief: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"substack-post-embed\"><p lang=\"nl\">Soms is kunst beter dan vakantie door Cultureel Persbureau<\/p><p>De kortste Zomergastenrecensie ooit, en waarom we in Groningen het licht zagen. En twee petities. Omdat ze heel hard nodig zijn. Tegen Hitler, v\u00f3\u00f3r het gesprek. <\/p><a data-post-link href=\"https:\/\/nieuwsbrief.cultuurpers.nl\/p\/soms-is-kunst-beter-dan-vakantie\">Lire sur Substack<\/a><\/div><script async src=\"https:\/\/substack.com\/embedjs\/embed.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vakantie in 2026 gaat niet meer over mooie strandjes, fantastische eethuizen en zwoele avonden aan de rivier, maar over het overleven van een natuurbrand, instortende berg, noodweer, files met 43 graden op dampend asfalt en de vernedering door de douane op dat vliegveld. Ik dacht aan die ellende te ontkomen door thuis te blijven. Lees [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,9619,8843,8842],"tags":[16586,16585,58,1907],"class_list":["post-135473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nieuws","category-media","category-podiumkunst","category-televisie","tag-grongen","tag-noorderslag","tag-recensie","tag-zomergasten"],"featured_image_url":[],"post_author":"Wijbrand Schaap","assigned_categories":"ACTUEEL, MEDIA, PODIUMKUNST, TELEVISIE","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6573,"url":"https:\/\/cultureelpersbureau.nl\/fr\/2012\/02\/cultureel-persbureau-opent-meldpunt-kunst\/","url_meta":{"origin":135473,"position":0},"title":"Le Bureau de la presse culturelle ouvre une ligne d'assistance t\u00e9l\u00e9phonique pour les arts","author":"een van onze leden","date":"14 f\u00e9vrier 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Het komt regelmatig voor dat u iets ziet of hoort, in de tram, op de trein, onderweg, op vakantie. 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